Pig Giggles

EMAIL WARNING FROM DEPT OF HEALTH

If you receive an email from the Department of Health

telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu............

Ignore it.

It's just spam.

WHEN PIGS FLY, THEY

lose their sooeycases

go through mudal detectors for sowcurity

take a shoat nap on the flight

choose an airloin with cheap fares, like Pan Ham

hope for swill weather with no turbulinks

borrow a sowtcase from Mudder and Fodder

eat unsowvory airloin food

hold hams with each other during takehoof

hope for a strong pigtail wind

pork their automosqueal in the overnight lot

root and holler when the plane lands safely

In what does a hog brew his coffee?

A pork-ulator!

Where do pigs meet in London?

Pigadilly Circus!

Where do New York pigs go for vacation?

The HAM-ptons!

Where do pigs go for an exotic vacation?

Boara-Boara!

Where does a pig get his sports shoes?

Pig Five!

What did the pig say on the very hot summer day?

“I'm bacon!”

What would a pig put on a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

Ham and legs!

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